Two and a Half Men

S1E1 Pilot Watched S1E2 Big Flappy Bastards Watched S1E3 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell Watched S1E4 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap Watched S1E5 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump Watched S1E6 Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? Watched S1E7 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake Watched S1E8 Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful Watched S1E9 Phase One, Complete Watched S1E10 Merry Thanksgiving Watched S1E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Watched S1E12 Camel Filters and Pheromones Watched S1E13 Sarah Like Puny Alan Watched S1E14 I Can't Afford Hyenas Watched S1E15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick Watched S1E16 That Was Saliva, Alan Watched S1E17 Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats Watched S1E18 An Old Flame with a New Wick Watched S1E19 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You Watched S1E20 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark Watched S1E21 No Sniffing, No Wowing Watched S1E22 My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet Watched S1E23 Just Like Buffalo Watched S1E24 Can You Feel My Finger? Watched

S2E1 Back Off, Mary Poppins Watched S2E2 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls Watched S2E3 A Bag Full of Jawea Watched S2E4 Go Get Mommy's Bra Watched S2E5 Bad News from the Clinic? Watched S2E6 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance Watched S2E7 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana Watched S2E8 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers Watched S2E9 Yes, Monsignor Watched S2E10 The Salmon Under My Sweater Watched S2E11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos Watched S2E12 A Lungful of Alan Watched S2E13 Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair) Watched S2E14 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut Watched S2E15 Smell the Umbrella Stand Watched S2E16 Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? Watched S2E17 Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! Watched S2E18 It Was 'Mame', Mom Watched S2E19 A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise Watched S2E20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Watched S2E21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On Watched S2E22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother Watched S2E23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Watched S2E24 Does This Smell Funny to You? Watched

S3E1 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts Watched S3E2 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover Watched S3E3 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark Watched S3E4 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs Watched S3E5 We Called It Mr. Pinky Watched S3E6 Hi, Mr. Horned One Watched S3E7 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop Watched S3E8 That Voodoo That I Do Do Watched S3E9 Madame and Her Special Friend Watched S3E10 Something Salted and Twisted Watched S3E11 Santa's Village of the Damned Watched S3E12 That Special Tug Watched S3E13 Humiliation Is a Visual Medium Watched S3E14 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded Watched S3E15 My Tongue Is Meat Watched S3E16 Ergo, the Booty Call Watched S3E17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer Watched S3E18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler Watched S3E19 Golly Moses, She's a Muffin Watched S3E20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro Watched S3E21 And the Plot Moistens Watched S3E22 Just Once with Aunt Sophie Watched S3E23 Arguments for the Quickie Watched S3E24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite Watched

S4E1 Working for Caligula Watched S4E2 Who Is This Vod Kanockers? Watched S4E3 The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress Watched S4E4 A Pot-Smokin' Monkey Watched S4E5 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility Watched S4E6 Apologies for the Frivolity Watched S4E7 Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head Watched S4E8 Release the Dogs Watched S4E9 Corey's Been Dead for an Hour Watched S4E10 Kissing Abe Lincoln Watched S4E11 Walnuts and Demerol Watched S4E12 Castrating Sheep in Montana Watched S4E13 Don't Worry, Speed Racer Watched S4E14 That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami Watched S4E15 My Damn Stalker Watched S4E16 Young People Have Phlegm Too Watched S4E17 I Merely Slept with a Commie Watched S4E18 It Never Rains in Hooterville Watched S4E19 Smooth as a Ken Doll Watched S4E20 Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot Watched S4E21 Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous Watched S4E22 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag Watched S4E23 Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' Watched S4E24 Prostitutes and Gelato Watched

S5E1 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom Watched S5E2 Media Room Slash Dungeon Watched S5E3 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo Watched S5E4 City of Great Racks Watched S5E5 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat Watched S5E6 Help Daddy Find His Toenail Watched S5E7 The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room Watched S5E8 Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Watched S5E9 Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids Watched S5E10 Kinda Like Necrophilia Watched S5E11 Meander to Your Dander Watched S5E12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh Watched S5E13 The Soil Is Moist Watched S5E14 Winky-Dink Time Watched S5E15 Rough Night in Hump Junction Watched S5E16 Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty Watched S5E17 Fish in a Drawer Watched S5E18 If My Hole Could Talk Watched S5E19 Waiting for the Right Snapper Watched

S6E1 Taterhead Is Our Love Child Watched S6E2 Pie Hole, Herb Watched S6E3 Damn You, Eggs Benedict Watched S6E4 The Flavin' and the Mavin' Watched S6E5 A Jock Strap in Hell Watched S6E6 It's Always Nazi Week Watched S6E7 Best H.O. Money Can Buy Watched S6E8 Pinocchio's Mouth Watched S6E9 The Mooch at the Boo Watched S6E10 He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited Watched S6E11 The Devil's Lube Watched S6E12 Thank God for Scoliosis Watched S6E13 I Think You Offended Don Watched S6E14 David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie Watched S6E15 I'd Like to Start with the Cat Watched S6E16 She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime Watched S6E17 The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? Watched S6E18 My Son's Enormous Head Watched S6E19 The Two Finger Rule Watched S6E20 Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau Watched S6E21 Above Exalted Cyclops Watched S6E22 Sir Lancelot's Litter Box Watched S6E23 Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth Watched S6E24 Baseball Was Better with Steroids Watched

S7E1 818-JKLPUZO Watched S7E2 Whipped Unto the Third Generation Watched S7E3 Mmm, Fish. Yum. Watched S7E4 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator Watched S7E5 For the Sake of the Child Watched S7E6 Give Me Your Thumb Watched S7E7 Untainted by Filth Watched S7E8 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. Watched S7E9 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair Watched S7E10 That's Why They Call It "Ball Room" Watched S7E11 Warning, It's Dirty Watched S7E12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste Watched S7E13 Yay, No Polyps! Watched S7E14 Crude and Uncalled For Watched S7E15 Aye, Aye, Captain Douche Watched S7E16 Tinkle Like a Princess Watched S7E17 I Found Your Moustache Watched S7E18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day Watched S7E19 Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave Watched S7E20 I Called Him Magoo Watched S7E21 Gumby with a Pokey Watched S7E22 This Is Not Gonna End Well Watched

S8E1 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud Watched S8E2 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer Watched S8E3 A Pudding-Filled Cactus Watched S8E4 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers Watched S8E5 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel Watched S8E6 Twanging Your Magic Clanger Watched S8E7 The Crazy Bitch Gazette Watched S8E8 Springtime on a Stick Watched S8E9 A Good Time in Central Africa Watched S8E10 Ow, Ow, Don't Stop Watched S8E11 Dead from the Waist Down Watched S8E12 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead Watched S8E13 Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup Watched S8E14 Lookin' for Japanese Subs Watched S8E15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak Watched S8E16 That Darn Priest Watched

S9E1 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt Watched S9E2 People Who Love Peepholes Watched S9E3 Big Girls Don't Throw Food Watched S9E4 Nine Magic Fingers Watched S9E5 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro Watched S9E6 The Squat and Hover Watched S9E7 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets Watched S9E8 Thank You for the Intercourse Watched S9E9 Frodo's Headshots Watched S9E10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes Watched S9E11 What a Lovely Landing Strip Watched S9E12 One False Move, Zimbabwe! Watched S9E13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion Watched S9E14 A Possum on Chemo Watched S9E15 The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack Watched S9E16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy Watched S9E17 Not in My Mouth! Watched S9E18 The War Against Gingivitis Watched S9E19 Palmdale, Ech Watched S9E20 Grandma's Pie Watched S9E21 Mr. Hose Says "Yes" Watched S9E22 Why We Gave Up Women Watched S9E23 The Straw in My Donut Hole Watched S9E24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! Watched

S10E1 I Changed My Mind About the Milk Watched S10E2 A Big Bag of Dog Watched S10E3 Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt Watched S10E4 You Do Know What the Lollipop's For Watched S10E5 That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam Watched S10E6 Ferrets, Attack! Watched S10E7 Avoid the Chinese Mustard Watched S10E8 Something My Gynecologist Said Watched S10E9 I Scream When I Pee Watched S10E10 One Nut Johnson Watched S10E11 Give Santa a Tail-Hole Watched S10E12 Welcome to Alancrest Watched S10E13 Grab a Feather and Get in Line Watched S10E14 Run, Steven Staven! Run! Watched S10E15 Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It Watched S10E16 Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby Watched S10E17 Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries Watched S10E18 The 9:04 from Pemberton Watched S10E19 Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon Watched S10E20 Bazinga! That's from a TV Show Watched S10E21 Another Night with Neil Diamond Watched S10E22 My Bodacious Vidalia Watched S10E23 Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped Watched

S11E1 Nangnangnangnang Watched S11E2 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball Watched S11E3 This Unblessed Biscuit Watched S11E4 Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank Watched S11E5 Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 Watched S11E6 Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants Watched S11E7 Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie Watched S11E8 Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. Watched S11E9 Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer Watched S11E10 On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! Watched S11E11 Tazed in the Lady Nuts Watched S11E12 Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. Watched S11E13 Bite Me, Supreme Court Watched S11E14 Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe Watched S11E15 Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin Watched S11E16 How to Get Rid of Alan Harper Watched S11E17 Welcome Home, Jake Watched S11E18 West Side Story Watched S11E19 Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang Watched S11E20 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia Watched S11E21 Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot Watched S11E22 Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead Watched

S12E1 The Ol' Mexican Spinach Watched S12E2 A Chic Bar in Ibiza Watched S12E3 Glamping in a Yurt Watched S12E4 Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight Watched S12E5 Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. Watched S12E6 Alan Shot a Little Girl Watched S12E7 Sex with an Animated Ed Asner Watched S12E8 Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey Watched S12E9 Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey Watched S12E10 Here I Come, Pants! Watched S12E11 For Whom the Booty Calls Watched S12E12 A Beer-Battered Rip-Off Watched S12E13 Boompa Loved His Hookers Watched S12E14 Don't Give a Monkey a Gun Watched S12E15 Of Course He's Dead (1) Watched S12E16 Of Course He's Dead (2) Watched